Stories from a Nobody Aspiring to be a Somebody
High standards, hates failing, needs security, romantic, open, and passionate. Yup, that’s me.

High standards, hates failing, needs security, romantic, open, and passionate. Yup, that’s me.

kurkio:

Me and my girlfriend, Kari, all dolled up for prom. C:

We’re princesses. :)

kurkio:

Me and my girlfriend, Kari, all dolled up for prom. C:

We’re princesses. :)

youknowyourebi:

holybat:

ndnsurgency:

taliaitscoldoutside:

bittergrapes:

lord—loldemort:

janeyyyftw:

stw4baby:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:


Yeah that’s right
I’m reblogging
Gay lions
Hey bro. Over 560 species of mammals alone are proven to have rampant gay sex outside of mating season and many birds take on same-sex life long partners. Particularly swans I believe. Aw yeah.
The more you know.
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan you feel
The love toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
omg gay lions 
otp
Hey, anti-gay people, how about you go tell those lions what they’re doing is against your religion? I’m sure they’ll be delighted.
mikey probably ships themthat boy and his weird lion porn 

gay lions. ive seen everything.

Gay lions, giving a new meaning to the term “pride”.

I finally understand what the Lion King song meant by ‘He Lives In you’

OH MY FUCKING GOD GUYS YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE OFFENDS THE VERY FUCKING NATURE OF MY RELIGION I MEAN GOD SAID HE’D BLESS ALL THE ANIMALS AND SHIT BUT HEY THESE ANIMALS ARE GAY LOOK AT THEM, LISTENING TO HUMANS PICKING UP ON THIS HOMOSEXUAL TALK CLEARLY THESE LIONS AREN’T CHRISTIAN THEY’RE SATANIC AND THEY’RE HOMOSEXUAL UM THESE LIONS OFFEND ME
Dat’s hot

I LOVE LIONS AND THEY’RE GAY AND LIONS AND THEY’RE GAY LIONS WOW

omg the “pride” comment, I DIED

BUT IT’S SO UNNATURAL!

Beyond adorable. take that,  homophobes!

youknowyourebi:

holybat:

ndnsurgency:

taliaitscoldoutside:

bittergrapes:

lord—loldemort:

janeyyyftw:

stw4baby:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

Yeah that’s right

I’m reblogging

Gay lions

Hey bro. Over 560 species of mammals alone are proven to have rampant gay sex outside of mating season and many birds take on same-sex life long partners. Particularly swans I believe. Aw yeah.

The more you know.

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan you feel

The love toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

omg gay lions 

otp

Hey, anti-gay people, how about you go tell those lions what they’re doing is against your religion? I’m sure they’ll be delighted.

mikey probably ships them
that boy and his weird lion porn 

gay lions. ive seen everything.

Gay lions, giving a new meaning to the term “pride”.

I finally understand what the Lion King song meant by ‘He Lives In you’

OH MY FUCKING GOD GUYS YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE OFFENDS THE VERY FUCKING NATURE OF MY RELIGION I MEAN GOD SAID HE’D BLESS ALL THE ANIMALS AND SHIT BUT HEY THESE ANIMALS ARE GAY LOOK AT THEM, LISTENING TO HUMANS PICKING UP ON THIS HOMOSEXUAL TALK CLEARLY THESE LIONS AREN’T CHRISTIAN THEY’RE SATANIC AND THEY’RE HOMOSEXUAL UM THESE LIONS OFFEND ME

Dat’s hot

I LOVE LIONS AND THEY’RE GAY AND LIONS AND THEY’RE GAY LIONS WOW

omg the “pride” comment, I DIED

BUT IT’S SO UNNATURAL!

Beyond adorable. take that,  homophobes!

faithwillsetyoufree:

teithio-cariad:

clumsyisanart:

theretardedginger:

cyanbeast:

aminthea:

davestridersironicgirlfriend:

wwands:

squidmama:

fonix-ler:

sassypansexualfeferi:

magusmpreg:

mototroller:

octosquid:

thief-of-always:

vonnegutphile:

I know all of you have books around you, sooooo…
“But I have to tell you that, as I trudged up the hill so late at night and all alone, I knew that God Almighty approved of me.” 

“WOO-HOO!”
Just saying.

“Then he sneezed and the stuff he sneezed was thick and doughy.”
jesus christ 

“But then, she had spent many weeks locked in the dark, fearing for her life.”
WELP.

“In a Democracy, or government by the people, power lies in the hands of all citizens.”
Huh

“The tree trunk creaked.”
oh, nice

“He knows the answer very well”lol wut

spread out randomly, but organized into clusters of

“si tiene preguntas sobre las políticas de devolución o cambios, consulte con su proveedor de servicio o vendedor de teléfonos.” …umm wow I guess contact your service provider if it sucked lol

“A single riveting sign that death for them would now be inevitable without beginning their quest.”
So, I flip a table and kill you instead.
Good.

“Radar. a Belgian draft horse measured 19 hands, without shoes, on dfgdkfgjndfsg at the north american belgian championship dkkdfslgdfg”
wow
okay
my nearest book was my guniess world record book from ‘06

“Who is she saying fights with a big mouth?” - Black Star, Soul Eater 1.

“One worn plastic tray, with a dish of Jell-O and a napkin on it, waiting to be served the rest of the meal”
I’m not sure how I feel about this

“Is that all sir?” 0.o

“She looked at him, wide-eyed, her lips still moving.”
Come at me. (;

Page 60 is blank.
Am I being punk’d?

“Salander followed at a suitable distance.” Bitches are stalking me again, awesome.

faithwillsetyoufree:

teithio-cariad:

clumsyisanart:

theretardedginger:

cyanbeast:

aminthea:

davestridersironicgirlfriend:

wwands:

squidmama:

fonix-ler:

sassypansexualfeferi:

magusmpreg:

mototroller:

octosquid:

thief-of-always:

vonnegutphile:

I know all of you have books around you, sooooo…

“But I have to tell you that, as I trudged up the hill so late at night and all alone, I knew that God Almighty approved of me.” 

“WOO-HOO!”

Just saying.

“Then he sneezed and the stuff he sneezed was thick and doughy.”

jesus christ 

“But then, she had spent many weeks locked in the dark, fearing for her life.”

WELP.

“In a Democracy, or government by the people, power lies in the hands of all citizens.”

Huh

“The tree trunk creaked.”

oh, nice

“He knows the answer very well”
lol wut

spread out randomly, but organized into clusters of

“si tiene preguntas sobre las políticas de devolución o cambios, consulte con su proveedor de servicio o vendedor de teléfonos.” …umm wow I guess contact your service provider if it sucked lol

“A single riveting sign that death for them would now be inevitable without beginning their quest.”

So, I flip a table and kill you instead.

Good.

“Radar. a Belgian draft horse measured 19 hands, without shoes, on dfgdkfgjndfsg at the north american belgian championship dkkdfslgdfg”

wow

okay

my nearest book was my guniess world record book from ‘06

“Who is she saying fights with a big mouth?” - Black Star, Soul Eater 1.

“One worn plastic tray, with a dish of Jell-O and a napkin on it, waiting to be served the rest of the meal”

I’m not sure how I feel about this

“Is that all sir?” 0.o

“She looked at him, wide-eyed, her lips still moving.”

Come at me. (;

Page 60 is blank.

Am I being punk’d?

“Salander followed at a suitable distance.”
Bitches are stalking me again, awesome.

Fuck calc, I’m going to be a stripper.
kurkio:

Something I whipped up last second for my beautifully awesome girlfriend, Kari C:

I have the best girlfriend. :D

kurkio:

Something I whipped up last second for my beautifully awesome girlfriend, Kari C:

I have the best girlfriend. :D

True story.

True story.